1. Someone doesn't know that butter only tastes good after it's combined with sugar.
2. The dude at the berry stand threw in a "sample" of an apricot. Thanks apricot dude!
3. Chocolate chip cookies (goes without saying, and yet here it is).
4. Lasagna with no spinach this week (forgetful shopping).
5. Two limes with peels turning into shells. (It only takes 8 to make lemonade and they're 10/$1.)