Fake kitty smile is the smile you smile when a stray cat puts her litter in your gutter and you have to figure out what to do with the kitties.(don't worry, not stop) since you've just run 9 miles much faster than usual in order to keep up with your friends.
The end is the part you think will never come, but it does come before you know it, just like your mom said it would.
Friends, you run faster than me and it was fun to keep up. Awesome 13.1 miles.
Until next time.
ps Here was the winner. He looks like the cartoon perfect-form runner on my running shoes box. After I saw this picture I stupidly stopped feeling awesome about my performance for a minute.