Also, I know there are probably college hipsters that go to school at USU, but where are all the grown-up hipsters around here? I haven't seen a single one in my town!* Well, I'll tell you where they hide. They're having brunch at Herm's, and by gum I don't blame them; it's got some seriously good food. (That sounds so lame: "seriously good food." But I mean it, the food there is so good! How can I express that better?)
*Except a girl/lady/whatever with thick rimmed glasses just moved down the block from me, so maybe she's a hipster. I"ll just hang out at Herm's every morning and see if she's there to confirm.