This kid will clean up another kid's mess
Will smooch my cheek and hold my hand
Will eat anything to earn dessert
Will throw sticks and rocks into rivers for hours, regardless of its effect on erosion
Will make a room full of women laugh and swoon
Says, "I wish I had a beard like dad's. I only have cheeks and ears."
But sometimes he ignores people.
Like when they're saying hello or goodbye.
Teach this son some respect.