Even after nearly four weeks of waiting and wishing and plotting, it still feels dangerous taking a tiny baby home from the hospital.
You pull off her leads, which are stuck on stickery and make her mad.
You put her in the only dress you bought her. She isn't connected to any monitors or anything. Hm, weird.
And then you, what, just put her tiny body in a carseat cinched up all the way and drive away?
And when you get home the rest of you eat special Norahcake that she can't have while she sleeps?
That's basically the gist of it.