i'm sure i'm not the very worst mother in the world
But if I read one more facebook update, blog post, Instagram or hear another actual human mother say the likes of "The baby's growing too fast / stop time / freeze the kids from growing / stay this way forever" I just might throw my phone. At you.
On a more turquoisey note, this kitchen carpet is so oddly resilient. This morning Calvin dumped a half a jug of maple syrup on it and now you'd never even know--even though I cleaned it out contact-less and after waking up four times in the night thanks to pretty Norahface (as is the custom). There have been all sorts of disasters and it is really none too worse for the wear. But don't kid yourself, carpet, still begone.