First there were too many days that began with a negative sign,
Then it snowed millions of buckets,
Then it rained like Britain,
Then someone and his friend used a golf club inappropriately:
And thereby got grounded for the first time.
Someone else used a golf club semi-appropriately, in a t-shirt, because it was 50 degrees.
We hiked with a gaggle of kiddos on a treacherous path strewn with dead deer,
And I switched to calling Magnolia Miggy instead of Maggie most of the time.